Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Don’t fart bubbles

Nearly all of you have probably heard this old saying at one point or another in your life.  A woman is a dangerous creature capable of as much love and compassion as mother earth.  But don’t piss her off.  With just as much kindness and love does a woman have some traits that can be very attractive.  I don’t want to become the next victim of a womans broken heart.  As far as I know I haven’t endangered myself up until now (crosses fingers).  Once a woman’s heart is broken there is not allot a fellow can do.  Men are not as complicated as woman.  To be honest we don’t need as much and are simple creatures that think more with our needs than wants.  Vengeance, anger, spite, hatefulness and JEALOUSY is some of the most unattractive traits of all.  In a man Vanity can be the most unattractive traits of all or egotism.  Yet I don’t go tearing apart men or women when things don’t go my way.  You can’t change the facts.  Unfortunately I wish I could allot of the times you can’t.  In some worst cases its possible imposters could try and fake some truths to hide a more inconvenient truth.  Fame Monsters might just rear there ugly heads and try to make monsters out of us all.  Unfortunately jealous and envy will never get the better of me.  About 2 weeks you deserved it.  Enjoy stop flying to copenhagen and faking books of real popular people.