NSA: I finally found the telephone recordings you requested
CIA: How long is it if it’s over 1 minute I can’t use it , you know the averages better than me.
NSA: It’s really popular around here 1 minute exactly and standard 3 second delay at the start to alter the incoming numbers.
CIA: Perfect, Now you’re sure there is no trials going on right now?
NSA: Only one surprising not involving you.
CIA: Wonderful I think this is going to elicit the emotion response and standard action taking we have come to expect from these people.
FBI: Any guns?
NSA: Get off the line! This is a secure line GOD DAMMIT!
CIA: What I never left?
NSA: No it’s some idiot trying to get better at something from shaw cables sas system. Something about lemons from france and winnipeg.
CIA: Shoot him?
NSA: Stop trying to be funny we all know you never shot him again.
CIA: Is he beside me?
NSA: I can’t talk now I have to check the line.
CSIS: Hey where you guys from?
FBI: NO! we got the money. It has to be perfect.
CSIS: Did I look dumb enough do we need the FBI?
NSA: So you want the standard kidnapping or hostage taking?
CIA: Grow up no more ice cream trucks or white panel vans.
NSA: What do you think your black panel van is any better.
CIA: Stop trying to compete is it our LRAD or not did he do it himself and if so why not? Give us some time I think he’s ready to crack. He’ll do it himself if It’s our guy honest. Doe’s he work for us? Oh the secret service.
My Dad: What the hell is a computer. Is that a adapter. Is he breaking the water pipes himself. What the hell is wrong with my son. Stop stealing from me already its hard enough to buy mojo’s on this budget.