Well in my defense I must say this book was truly never meant to be published. I put it on my blog for hopes it might get some search traffic. I really don’t believe anything in this book really. I can’t believe I said some of the things I said. Maybe I was hoping to get a response out of some poor soul that really did have a interest in my life. Well if THE GROUP and THE PRETENDERS do exist I can imagine I wouldn’t be very entertaining to them. Obviously this was all in my head and GOD forbid alcohol played a factor in those rants and raves. I don’t know maybe you guys really enjoy rants and raves? I think it would be hard to read about someone constantly paranoid that people really are watching him. It is most likely these people are just passers by at a certain time being miss interpreted as watching me. Was it entertaining? I don’t think anyone could read more than a couple of pages of that. I know I couldn’t ( laughter ). What was I thinking? I think everyone knows what I am full of. So at least I am doing something I guess. I really am going to make it up to you with Blow Job for a Towjob novel. Well Nowhere Near Perfect is the only thing that so far is now ready for you mainstream. I hope you enjoy.